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The test I did at the Covid centre last week was done by myself in front of someone. I tickled my own tonsils with the test stick and then Swabbed my own nose. Very easy and all over in 30 second
The test I did at the Covid centre last week was done by myself in front of someone. I tickled my own tonsils with the test stick and then Swabbed my own nose. Very easy and all over in 30 seconds
Never had it done but if I did does it have to go right to the back of your throat LGFOX?
 
I was going to keep out of this but it is obvious bnet was never going to honour this bet.

Maybe we can keep this thread about the final and debate honour elsewhere?
 
You have to go to a test centre to have it done. You can't do it yourself at home.
Apparently. If you read the small print.

I’ve only had one test, it was an LFT (Lateral Flow) and I did the deed myself & passed the stick to the nurse. I didn’t book in though I just rocked up to one of the test centres. I got a text back after about half an hour with the (negative) result.
 
Never had it done but if I did does it have to go right to the back of your throat LGFOX?
You do realise that the tonsils aren't at the back of your throat don't you?

I have to the LFT twice a week so I'm allowed to go to work. First few times it's unpleasant but it gets easier.

You aren't supposed to eat or drink for at least half an hour before taking the test either.
 
Reading the small print of the Spurs League Cup Final ticketing link you are also "requested" to take another 3 PCR tests before and after the game.
So faack all that.
 
Snap, Oxon.
I'm simply not doing it.
And as for the tube. I'm not doing that either.
I know that LG said his tube train was empty en route to last Sunday's game but that was when only 2000 people were being let in.
When we have ten times that number for the final the tubes are bound to be crowded.
See Wembley and die!
 
Virtually everyone I know who's done a test hasn't managed to avoid gagging and choking everytime you get the swab anywhere near your tonsils. That makes you start laughing, which makes it even harder to touch your tonsils without also touching teeth, tongue or gums – which you mustn't do. When doing ours in our car, I then leant on the horn whilst trying to stop laughing at Mrs Filbo laughing at her similarly hopeless efforts, which is the signal for urgent medical attention required. So we then had an audience of three stewards as I stuck the fucking thing up my nose and promptly started sneezing for England. By this time I was crying with laughter and the instructions about how to seal the swab in the right package slipped down the side of the seat where I couldn't reach the fucker. By this time the stewards were pissing themselves, and trying charades-style to explain how the seal everything and finish up – which we couldn't understand at all. Fortunately the centre was quiet with no queue behind us, or I'd have felt like an even bigger caaant than I did.
The idea of some fucking squaddie doing it to you elicits the same reaction as Soho, frankly.
So if you're going to the Final, rest assured that at least one part of the day might be entertaining...
 
One of my several tests was at a drive thru where you were handed the kit in a million plaggy bags and made yourself wretch and sneeze. But it's hardly asking anyone to be first on the beach on D Day.

As for "dangerous toxins" - any medication falls into that category. It's all about balancing risks.
 
not really just sick of you commenting adversely to everything l type, stop being a pathetic little girl.
Not really wanting to get sucked into this but "pathetic little girl" hardly upholds the standards to which the modern day Roof should strive to achieve.
 
You do realise that the tonsils aren't at the back of your throat don't you?

I have to the LFT twice a week so I'm allowed to go to work. First few times it's unpleasant but it gets easier.

You aren't supposed to eat or drink for at least half an hour before taking the test either.
Yes I know I was just merely asking the question as I've never had the test
 
Virtually everyone I know who's done a test hasn't managed to avoid gagging and choking everytime you get the swab anywhere near your tonsils. That makes you start laughing, which makes it even harder to touch your tonsils without also touching teeth, tongue or gums – which you mustn't do. When doing ours in our car, I then leant on the horn whilst trying to stop laughing at Mrs Filbo laughing at her similarly hopeless efforts, which is the signal for urgent medical attention required. So we then had an audience of three stewards as I stuck the fucking thing up my nose and promptly started sneezing for England. By this time I was crying with laughter and the instructions about how to seal the swab in the right package slipped down the side of the seat where I couldn't reach the fucker. By this time the stewards were pissing themselves, and trying charades-style to explain how the seal everything and finish up – which we couldn't understand at all. Fortunately the centre was quiet with no queue behind us, or I'd have felt like an even bigger caaant than I did.
The idea of some fucking squaddie doing it to you elicits the same reaction as Soho, frankly.
So if you're going to the Final, rest assured that at least one part of the day might be entertaining...
That's the problem I have as I have a gag reflex.
 
One of my several tests was at a drive thru where you were handed the kit in a million plaggy bags and made yourself wretch and sneeze. But it's hardly asking anyone to be first on the beach on D Day.

As for "dangerous toxins" - any medication falls into that category. It's all about balancing risks.
Yes it is, but there is no reason in the world to put toxins in your body, and its not balance, no toxin is good for you. I don't know where this nonsense comes from.

If you was to storm the beaches at Normandy you would know that you might get shot, they are telling you and you are believing them without even checking that its safe and its good for you. It isn't and if you knew anything about what you are putting in your body you wouldn't do it. OK , so they've tricked you into trusting them, and now you all want to defend your decisions that you've took because they told you too.

Even the basics, without much thinking involved should tell you its madness !

Balance and risk. You are taking the risk and there is NO reward, no matter what rubbish and lies they spout, to get you to comply.
 
Bnet what makes you right and everybody else wrong?
Being right by gaining the knowledge, surely that's obvious.. ... Anyone who as had the jab as no idea what its going to do to them, otherwise they wouldn't have had it. I actually want to be wrong, but unfortunately I'm not.
 
Yes it is, but there is no reason in the world to put toxins in your body, and its not balance, no toxin is good for you. I don't know where this nonsense comes from.

If you was to storm the beaches at Normandy you would know that you might get shot, they are telling you and you are believing them without even checking that its safe and its good for you. It isn't and if you knew anything about what you are putting in your body you wouldn't do it. OK , so they've tricked you into trusting them, and now you all want to defend your decisions that you've took because they told you too.

Even the basics, without much thinking involved should tell you its madness !

Balance and risk. You are taking the risk and there is NO reward, no matter what rubbish and lies they spout, to get you to comply.
I've read your stuff before. I don't feel a need to respond. You believe what you want, if that makes you happy. And by the way, the moon landings did happen. I wasn't there to witness it, but I'm prepared to stick my neck out.
 
Being right by gaining the knowledge, surely that's obvious.. ... Anyone who as had the jab as no idea what its going to do to them, otherwise they wouldn't have had it. I actually want to be wrong, but unfortunately I'm not.
Why are you still here?
 
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