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I’m issuing an EO to rename The River Trent,
The Leicester City River as from tomorrow morning.
I’ve informed the relevant authorities and filled in the relevant paperwork.
Thank you for your attention to this matter
 
Henry IV, Part 1, act 3, scene I …
“Methinks my moiety,north from Burton here,
In quantity equals not one of yours:
See how this river comes me cranking in,
And cuts me from the best of all my land
A huge half-moon,a monstrous cantle out.
I’ll have the current in this place damm’d up;
And here the smug and silver Trent shall run
In a new channel,fair and evenly;
It shall not wind with such a deep intent,
To rob me of so rich a bottom here.
But with all in jolly Leycester pissing downstream”
 
He changes all these names but not is own ..TRUMP FFS the script writes its self as in all seriousness he always looks like hes farting or got the Jonny Giles ….nah stick with it orange lump of 💩. If we don’t laugh at you we’ll laugh even more🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
 
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