The bitterness of a former colleague writ large

Eggs66

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Alan Duncan was a conservative MP until his resignation from the party in 2019. In a new set of diaries he has released, he absolutely goes to town on his former colleagues.


* Jacob Rees-Mogg: ‘He thinks he’s clever: he is not. He is a cheap nationalist with faux manners and an ego the size of a planet.’
* Nicky Morgan: ‘Not up to much, bitter, poor judgement, self indulgent.’
* Michael Gove: 'Gove is an unctuous freak who generates his own publicity, a wacky weirdo who is both unappealing and untrustworthy... There’s something so socially unaware about him: it lies somewhere between shameless and synthetic.'
* Philip Hammond: 'I have never so much as had a meeting with Philip Hammond about this poor dilapidated country [Yemen] because quite frankly he’s not bothered. As Foreign Secretary, he’s only interested in the rich ones… He has no idea how to extend elementary courtesies.'
* Mike Penning: ‘What a dumbo. He is one of the dimmest MPs on our side. He has been over-promoted at every stage… moronic, ungrateful, self-deluded, treacherous dunce.’
* Tom Tugendhat: ‘These types have little concept of what it takes to be a minister, let alone the Prime Minister... Cocky little tosser.
* Nadine Dorries: 'Nadine Dorries, aka Mad Nad, is promoting David Davis as an interim PM. No, no, please, please, NO!'
* Johnny Mercer: 'If he were still in a regiment, he'd be taken behind the officers' mess and roughed up.’
* Andrea Jenkyns: 'Ghastly... a brainless nothing'
* Boris Johnson: 'He is Harold Wilson's George Brown without the alcohol... thinks he is the next Churchill. He has a self-deluding mock-romantic passion which is not rooted in realism. He is disloyal. His comedy routine has gone stale; his lack of seriousness in a serious job rankles; and he has little following among MPs.'
* Steve Baker: 'Quite the most useless minister and is just so simplistic he might just as well not have a brain.'
* Gavin Williamson: 'A venomous, self-seeking little shit... an inexperienced schemer, only in it for himself.'
* Jesse Norman: 'Suspect he is one of those who is incapable of wiring a plug.'
* Andrea Leadsom: 'Despicable — Sarah Palin on crack'
* Priti Patel: 'A dolled up nothing person... a complete and utter nightmare... the Wicked Witch of Witham'
 
Can't see how he's got any of that wrong.

He forgot himself though. A member of the secretive Le Cercle (not to be confused with Lee Circle) and a believer in the HoC being filled only with wealthy MPs, rather than the low-achieving general populace.

* Alan Duncan: 'Twat'
 
The general rule I follow is the signal to noise ratio; ie that the most noise is made by those with least to say.
 
Alan Duncan was a conservative MP until his resignation from the party in 2019. In a new set of diaries he has released, he absolutely goes to town on his former colleagues.


* Jacob Rees-Mogg: ‘He thinks he’s clever: he is not. He is a cheap nationalist with faux manners and an ego the size of a planet.’
* Nicky Morgan: ‘Not up to much, bitter, poor judgement, self indulgent.’
* Michael Gove: 'Gove is an unctuous freak who generates his own publicity, a wacky weirdo who is both unappealing and untrustworthy... There’s something so socially unaware about him: it lies somewhere between shameless and synthetic.'
* Philip Hammond: 'I have never so much as had a meeting with Philip Hammond about this poor dilapidated country [Yemen] because quite frankly he’s not bothered. As Foreign Secretary, he’s only interested in the rich ones… He has no idea how to extend elementary courtesies.'
* Mike Penning: ‘What a dumbo. He is one of the dimmest MPs on our side. He has been over-promoted at every stage… moronic, ungrateful, self-deluded, treacherous dunce.’
* Tom Tugendhat: ‘These types have little concept of what it takes to be a minister, let alone the Prime Minister... Cocky little tosser.
* Nadine Dorries: 'Nadine Dorries, aka Mad Nad, is promoting David Davis as an interim PM. No, no, please, please, NO!'
* Johnny Mercer: 'If he were still in a regiment, he'd be taken behind the officers' mess and roughed up.’
* Andrea Jenkyns: 'Ghastly... a brainless nothing'
* Boris Johnson: 'He is Harold Wilson's George Brown without the alcohol... thinks he is the next Churchill. He has a self-deluding mock-romantic passion which is not rooted in realism. He is disloyal. His comedy routine has gone stale; his lack of seriousness in a serious job rankles; and he has little following among MPs.'
* Steve Baker: 'Quite the most useless minister and is just so simplistic he might just as well not have a brain.'
* Gavin Williamson: 'A venomous, self-seeking little shit... an inexperienced schemer, only in it for himself.'
* Jesse Norman: 'Suspect he is one of those who is incapable of wiring a plug.'
* Andrea Leadsom: 'Despicable — Sarah Palin on crack'
* Priti Patel: 'A dolled up nothing person... a complete and utter nightmare... the Wicked Witch of Witham'
All seems a bit too flattering of these tossers. Especially Williamson , Mogg and Gove
 
I've given this careful thought and I really don't give a fuck what an ex and not very significant politician thinks about some other not very good politicians
 
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