Andy Pandy

What a fiasco. Plain clothes detectives turn up to arrest him, then taken to a Norfolk police station and the Personal Protection Officers already guarding him at Sandringham have to go with him. Happy Birthday Andrew Mountbatten Windsor…66 today.
All greetings to the Custody Suite please!
 
This made me laugh

Do you reckon that Channel 4 are filming an episode of 24hrs in custody today!!!
 
He’ll be like Noel coward in the Italian job or grouty in porridge ……can’t see him sharing unless jeffry arsole archers doing another stretch 🤭🤭🤭🤴
 
Sorry to be the pedant, but you're getting Andy Pandy (who had a TV series with Looby Loo and Little Ted) mixed up with Georgie Porgie (from the nursery rhyme, who, as accused, kissed the girls and made them cry).

Can't remember what I did yesterday, but give me a flashback to my childhood...

Whilst you are correct it wasn't meant to be accurate, I was just incorporating a part of the rhyme whilst mocking a certain royal.
For the record I am also aware that in the rhyme he didn't kiss the girls and make them cry, he made them sigh.
I just changed it to suit the story of AMW.
 
Whilst you are correct it wasn't meant to be accurate, I was just incorporating a part of the rhyme whilst mocking a certain royal.
For the record I am also aware that in the rhyme he didn't kiss the girls and make them cry, he made them sigh.
I just changed it to suit the story of AMW.
Always thought he made them cry.
 
Always thought he made them cry.

Just checked and there are variations on it.
Predominantly it is ' cry ' but I must have seen one with ' sigh '
Ken Nesbitts version uses ' sigh ' but I didn't get it from him so there must be more that use that version.
 
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