G7 in Cornwall

It’s madness down here 6,000 coppers, security guards war ships in the bay plus American airforce everywhere.Theres fences and barriers blocking roads, carparks peoples houses. They have been welding up all the drains for weeks, The main road from the A30 into St ives is closed tonight till Monday causing chaos. For what a free jolly
 
You what until every twat from London with a Range Rover gets down there in the summer holidays on their ”staycation” in late July StIvesBlue.
 
The barstewards are already here Billsballbag, I’m working in Tintagel and the tight country lanes around here are full of them, can’t reverse to save their feckin lives…
 
A load of fucking great American helicopters flew right over the top of my house the other night, Robert Duval was hanging out the side of one of them with a megaphone shouting "Charlie don't surf" whilst Ride of the valkyries blasted out from the ghettoblasters on the side.
 
Boris showing his green credentials (build back better, build back greener), by flying down there from London.
 
Not the one in the Fens,the one where our esteemed leader is competing with a bag of potatoes for dress sence and a scarecrow audition.
 
Germans have just landed, Italians about an hour ago, blimey it’s a feckin invasion…
We live in Quintrell Downs so hear them all coming in… 8D876BB7-CDDD-4D83-AC6D-566060E88572.png
 
A load of fucking great American helicopters flew right over the top of my house the other night, Robert Duval was hanging out the side of one of them with a megaphone shouting "Charlie don't surf" whilst Ride of the valkyries blasted out from the ghettoblasters on the side.
This is the end
 
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