I used to work for Cunard

That Billy Joel covers band is really coming along matey. If you could just crow-bar the word "man" into that chorus I reckon you're there!
 
Cor blimey Guv'nor, wot you sayin'? Apples & pears, luv-a-duck, my old man's a dustman etc etc

(and would you mind awfully holding my chimney sweep whilst I uncork the Bolly...)
 
This appalling stereotyping is unacceptable in 2021. I nearly spat my jellied eel on the keyboard in disgust.
 
I'm going to have to get you to explain that to me If we ever get to meet up at a game again.

I think I can wait though!
 
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