Life advice...

[jackieguaccamo]

We're all of an age now on here. We've all experienced a good chunk of the unique journey that life offers. The world has changed massively over the last 50 years, so what's one piece of advice you would give a young'un heading out on their life journey now?

 

[What?]

Don't have kids

 

[kendalfox]

Don't let the bastards drive you down

 

[Led By Donkeys]

Leave the UK

 

[sabredunce]

Don't take the brown acid.

 

[Popside]

Go with your heart

 

[Uttoxfox]

Never push your granny off the bus.

 

[Time Was]

Eat your greens

 

[Our man in Tacloban]

Sir John Betjeman, In his 80s, was interviewed by Parkinson. Craggy, wrinkled, his eyelids dropped over his eyes and he was speaking about his prominent life, especially as the poet laureate. Asked by Parkinson if he had any regrets about his time overall, he replied that he hadn't had enough Sex.
So my advice to the young ones reading this is................................moisturise

 

[DagenhamFox]

 

[HughJanus]

Never eat yellow snow

 

[mac]

Lose the fear.

 

[Collibosher]

Take out a private pension

 

[HughJanus]

Don’t marry an ugly woman

 

[What?]

If you can't be good be quick

 

[sixthswan]

Leave the UK

To where?

 

[What?]

Donald land of course

 

[sixthswan]

Thought the Democrats were the donkey party?

 

[jackieguaccamo]

Thought the Democrats were the donkey party?

No they're the P Diddy paedophile party..

 

[sixthswan]

Yeah...Trump went to his birthday parties, presented him awards, praised him...

"I love Diddy. You know he’s a good friend of mine, he’s a good guy..."

 

[Gnasher65]

My dad gave me sage advice for when i started full-time employment: treat the janitor and the ceo with the same level of respect.

 

[jackieguaccamo]

To where?

Fucking hell, he's off again..

What you gonna do? Google whatever country he says and inform him of the reasons why he'd be stupid to move there, in a slightly patronising fashion?

 

[sixthswan]

I asked that question on the 4th Feb...
Still not had an answer.
Thanks for bringing it up again.
Google ready...

 

[Sammelslongshot]

Be kind and do what is right and not take notice of others that tell you it doesn't matter

 

[astleyfox]

To where?

I reckon we should all pull out of the UK. Let all the Africans, Asians, East Europeans etc, fill their boots. We all move to Afghanistan, Iraq, or somewhere equally shitty, and in a few years we’ll have it ticking along nicely, and wouldnt have to scrape the frost off our windscreens.

 

[sixthswan]

Don't even have to use Google to know that we didn't do a good job historically in either Iraq or Afghanistan.
We created the modern borders that caused conflict to the present day.
You might also be overestimating winter temperatures, in Kabul particularly...

 

[astleyfox]

Don't even have to use Google to know that we didn't do a good job historically in either Iraq or Afghanistan.
We created the modern borders that caused conflict to the present day.
You might also be overestimating winter temperatures, in Kabul particularly...

Even better.

 

[Chip kobb]

Put a little of what you earn each week/ month away into a pension...No government will look after you for free when you need them.