Out on the town.

Today I’ve had 3 cups of coffee, quiche for lunch, chips for my tea and one very satisfying and considerable turd.

Now going to the local for 3 pints.

I thank you.
 
How sad. You do strike me as the sort that drops their dinner down their shirt a lot.

So not as perfect as you’d kind to think you are.
that's the image you would like, but you have a huge chip on your shoulder.


Actually we always dress for dinner in our house,








then l spill it down me tux.
 
Guiness. That’s whats been missing through lockdown. A decent pint of Guinness.

It simply isn’t the same in can or bottle.

I put a mask on when entering the public house in case there was anyone requiring reassurance but then no-one else had one on so I took it off.
 
Take the piss all you want.

Just back from an evening at the "Nellie" (Lord Nelson, Poole Quay). A blues band tonight, decent rather than great turnout, (there is other stuff on tonight in the town) fair amount of dancing, people chatting to strangers, pretty much as normal.

One girl waring a mask to go to the bar, but happy to remove it 12 ft away at her table, one bloke late on in a mask, barman taking the piss pretending not to 'hear' him. Otherwise as normal, a few hugs from people we know, plenty of mixing and chatter, lovely.
 
Guiness. That’s whats been missing through lockdown. A decent pint of Guinness.

It simply isn’t the same in can or bottle.

Believe it or not, Guinness Foreign Extra in a bottle (specifically brewed in Jamaica) is better than Guinness Extra Stout from a tap.

True story.
 
Believe it or not, Guinness Foreign Extra in a bottle (specifically brewed in Jamaica) is better than Guinness Extra Stout from a tap.

True story.
Indeed it is.

I had a bottle of Guinness Export the other day.
 

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You’re Canadian. You drink piss and think it’s good.

err.. in Canada, piss comes after drinking. Along with curling up in a ball and waking up in a ditch covered in snow.
You're probably unlike me when it comes to beer, I'm a terrible snob who looks down on the lowly cretins drinking Guinness from a tap.

You see, after the Mister Potato Head disease struck down the people of Ireland (to the delight of children everywhere), the recipe for Guinness was stolen from the survivors by some black guys. They fled to Jamaica to escape their American enemies and added extra hops and alcohol to the traditional brew, resulting in the best possible hybrid. A smooth, satisfying pint with some punch.
 
err.. in Canada, piss comes after drinking. Along with curling up in a ball and waking up in a ditch covered in snow.
You're probably unlike me when it comes to beer, I'm a terrible snob who looks down on the lowly cretins drinking Guinness from a tap.

You see, after the Mister Potato Head disease struck down the people of Ireland (to the delight of children everywhere), the recipe for Guinness was stolen from the survivors by some black guys. They fled to Jamaica to escape their American enemies and added extra hops and alcohol to the traditional brew, resulting in the best possible hybrid. A smooth, satisfying pint with some punch.
Good story ,must check a bottle out one day
 
Good story ,must check a bottle out one day
It is actually rather good.

Those of us old enough to have drunk real 'live' bottled Guinness back in the day will find it interesting. Not quite the earthiness of the original, smoother and less dry too. Obviously I am relying on memory.

Nigerian Guinness is not half bad either, bought a bottle to use when making steak and Guinness pie as I could buy single (large) bottles from Tesco, drank half, cooked with half, very good it was too.
 
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