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Trouble at Tottenham

channys6thswan

Monkey Off Back
At his press conference yesterday afternoon, Nuno’s finger was hovering over the panic button. It’s not difficult to see why.
  • the surviving members of ‘Chas and Dave’, ‘The Cockerel Chorus’ and ‘Hoddle and Waddle’ are all on the brink of bankruptcy, with no sniff of novelty singles since the 1980s.
  • Dele Alli’s transformation into Peter Tosh looks better each week. But everyone else knows that Tosh was no box to box midfielder, and was shit at defending corners
  • The good news is that Ossie Ardiles has finally had his much needed op. The bad news is his knees will never go trembly again.
  • Harry ‘Travel’ Claim is now spending most of his time at Heathrow Airport, checking his phone while sat expectantly in the Mahrez Lounge.
 

mickyhoss

I sacked Glover
At his press conference yesterday afternoon, Nuno’s finger was hovering over the panic button. It’s not difficult to see why.
  • the surviving members of ‘Chas and Dave’, ‘The Cockerel Chorus’ and ‘Hoddle and Waddle’ are all on the brink of bankruptcy, with no sniff of novelty singles since the 1980s.
  • Dele Alli’s transformation into Peter Tosh looks better each week. But everyone else knows that Tosh was no box to box midfielder, and was shit at defending corners
  • The good news is that Ossie Ardiles has finally had his much needed op. The bad news is his knees will never go trembly again.
  • Harry ‘Travel’ Claim is now spending most of his time at Heathrow Airport, checking his phone while sat expectantly in the Mahrez Lounge.
Legalise it
 

DagenhamFox

Blue Roofer
I think it’s interesting that Spurs won their first three games 1-0 and have lost their last three conceding 9 goals in the process, the opposite of Arsenal who lost their first three games without scoring then won their last three games.
 

LGFOX

Season Ticket Holder
Watched MOTD2 and they were awful. Seemed to me Kane has switched off. Probably only 5% but that’s enough at this level. He’s sticking two fingers up at Levy. Be very interesting to see how many PL goals he gets this season. I reckon it could be less than Jamie
 
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