Giovanni Fongulo
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I broken up from her in 2018 because she was a cunt. Now she cannot find a new man. Should I buy her a dildo for her birthday?
If you do, and she sends it back to you, will you:
A. Smell it to see if she used it first
B. Lick it - see above
C. Use it on yourself
D. Send it back to the shop or
E. All of the above in that exact order?
Perhaps she should bin it, because she wouldn't like to perform A or B herself and certainly not C.
She can't do D without a receipt and probably wouldn't want to anyway and that excludes E.
I would like for you to pick her up and then use it onto herShe will know that.
Straight in the bin.
That's alot of thought...I hope you would be her advocatePerhaps she should bin it, because she wouldn't like to perform A or B herself and certainly not C.
She can't do D without a receipt and probably wouldn't want to anyway and that excludes E.