Camaroon striker…😳

[Feckit]

Camaroon striker, best name in football ever…

 

[Hampshirefox]

Must be right up there...

 

[tudor_fox]

He won't come.

 

[HughJanus]

Not much of a buzz about him

 

[swabianfox]

Only good enough for the stiffs if you ask me!

 

[mickyhoss]

Does he use traditional shin pads or strap-ons?

 

[Higher_Power_Fox]

My missis likes him.

 

[HughJanus]

Willy change his name?

 

[Brauny]

Should go to Dutch football.

Then the commentators can say Dildo beats Haas.......

 

[HughJanus]

Might be regarded as a bit of a cock up

 

[Lozfox1978]

Good vibe about him

 

[shanetko]

The fans might not take to him at first but they’ll some cum round

 

[HughJanus]

He usually scores when he’s slipped in

 

[stokiefox]

No batteries needed!!

 

[stokiefox]

Also available in pink!!

 

[What?]

His surname is Baggins

 

[SK24U]

Prefers to go down the middle but has been known to get round the back occasionally

 

[hackneyfox]

His surname is Baggins

Reminded me of Dildo Bugger from Bored of the Rings, read it when I was a kid. Humour probably doesn’t work at 63.

 

[LGFOX]

Reminds me of the old George Best joke

The great thing about George is he can stick it in from every angle. He’s a fantastic footballer as well

 

[SK24U]

He's very good in and around the box

 

[2 Pints of Lager]

Apparently he spins well, and can hit the spot.