Green Football Weekend!

borebage53

Knife & Fork pending
We can all do our bit this weekend to make football more carbon neutral. So come on lads let’s pull out all the stops,veggie breakfast,cycle to the game,turn off the mobile phone,no swearing at the match will reduce climate change!
Here is the current top 5;
Manchester United- 15,769 points………Oh really???
Leicester City- 8448…….achieved by always having the fax machine turned off!
Leeds United- 6941…… “ Let’s all go green together lalala lalalalala”!
Chelsea- 4205………obviously reducing size to first team squad helps a lot!
Port Vale- 3449…….it’s those coonts just down the road who sing “Delilah” not us!
 
……selected others;
West Ham- 2860……..rent free bubbles!
Spurs- 1441……..empty trophy cabinet!
Liverpool- 297………sustainable hub caps on team bus!
 
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