I’ve see it all

[LGFOX]

Walking through Lyme Regis this afternoon I saw a guy walking with a parrot on his shoulder. The best bit was the parrot had a Chelsea top on. And no I’ve not touched a drop.

 

[hackneyfox]

You don't look so cool when it craps down your back.

 

[LGFOX]

I was trying to work out if he’d bought it from their club shop!

 

[What?]

You can buy parrot crap from the club shop?