Tuxedo suit hire required

[JohnMitten]

I am off on a cruise in a months time and need to fix myself up with a Tux for formal evening nights.
Mine at home has shrunk since covid
Any ideas about where to hire one and what is the cost, or is it best to buy a cheap one?
I am not as small as I once was.

 

[FlemingtonFox]

If you think you’re going to need it more than once, it might be worth buying one.

 

[Sohofox]

Its OK, John - just tuck into the buffet breakfast on day one and by the evening you'll be shitting through the eye of a needle. Then you'll be laid up in your bunk for the next 2 weeks spewing up every 2 hours in a bucket.
The last think you'll need is a tuxedo. Unless you need someting to wipe your arse with having run out of bog paper!
ENJOY!!!!!

 

[DagenhamFox]

If you look to buy one, one of the outlet places might be best.

 

[Billsballbag]

If it's a Tuxedo kind of Cruise i'm sensing Jane McDonald on the mic.

 

[JohnMitten]

It's P&O to Norwegian Fjords including Bodo, do you want me to bring Solskjaer back?

 

[What?]

Are you sure you'll need a posh frock? I know someone that's just been on Iona and they didn't have one

 

[JohnMitten]

You do not 100% have to wear one, unless you are married to my Mrs.

 

[What?]

Fair point

 

[What?]

Its OK, John - just tuck into the buffet breakfast on day one and by the evening you'll be shitting through the eye of a needle. Then you'll be laid up in your bunk for the next 2 weeks spewing up every 2 hours in a bucket.
The last think you'll need is a tuxedo. Unless you need someting to wipe your arse with having run out of bog paper!
ENJOY!!!!!

You're assuming that Covid doesn't get him first