Aha

[David_Nish]

Conspiracy theorist claims Oscars slap was ‘staged by crisis actors’ after discovering both men involved have their own IMDB pages

Conspiracy theorist Simon Williams has declared the Oscars’ slapping incident a ‘false flag’ that clearly used paid crisis actors.

newsthump.com

 

[Richardvanles]

Conspiracy theorists wouldn’t have watched the shite so it falls at the first hurdle.

 

[David_Nish]

Conspiracy theorists wouldn’t have watched the shite so it falls at the first hurdle.

 

[What?]

Unless they conspired to confuse and confound the conspiracy theorists who didn't watch it but somehow know all about it

 

[borebage53]

My first Oscar nomination came in 1955. I was up against Marlon Brando, Humphrey Bogart,Bing Crosby,James Mason and David Niven’s Fridge.
Brando narrowly edged me out by winning Best Actor for On The Waterfront.
I can’t remember actually slapping anyone but I did try to unplug the Fridge when I thought nobody was looking!
Grace Kelly did however tell me to “piss off” when I advanced too close to her at the After Party!

 

[borebage53]

……I was also nominated that year for Best Unexpected Fart Heard During A Motion Picture but lost out for that one as well to Roy Rogers horse!

 

[What?]

How do you judge the quality of a fart? Equine or otherwise?

 

[sixthswan]

Loudness and sustainability...

 

[What?]

Longevity?

 

[sixthswan]

Recovery rate?

 

[What?]

Aroma?

 

[David_Nish]

Expected/unexpectedness