Can I just say

It’s an import from the septics.
We spend 364 days a year telling kids not to take sweets from strangers then 1 night we send them out to ask for them.
We‘re teaching kids to threaten for reward.

And I’ve just spilled my beer answering the fucking door.
Yeah but they don’t trick nowadays. I remember when we first had a go, we used to cause fucking havoc, egg peoples houses, do their bins, terrible things. We‘d go round banging on peoples doors, they wouldn’t have a clue what the fuck we were on about, Trick or Treat?
Kids do the treat and are happy with sweets, teenagers do threatening and want money and may then egg your house when told to do one, why I nearly had fisticuffs with a few of them a couple of years ago.