I was two (correct spelling) pissed to write this yesterday
1; Pissed as in pissed off
2; Pissed as in the after effects of a bucket of Guinness
Articles in the Mail and Athletic online point the finger at Rudkin and Whelan and rightly so
It is as they say the buckin hope that kills you and when Harvey buckin Barnes, a seriously over rated bucker IMO, scored I dared to hope, then I realised Mark Travers was in goal for Bournemouth and knew we were bucked.
Despite having deep down accepted we were bucked weeks ago it still hurt when the final whistle went
SWMBI then uttered the words I knew she'd say but hoped she wouldn't, "It's only a game of football"
Which of course is technically correct but we all know it is more much much buckin more than that
Looking back we deserve to be where we are due to boardroom and managerial ineptitude, players consistently under performing and some downright bad luck, Faes TWO own goals being an example of that
If I can pick out two games I enjoyed it was the 4-0 v Spurs on my buckin birthday and the win over Forest
Someone said to me this morning that I will get to visit new grounds and of course I will having never been to Ashton buckin Gate, Cardiff and only being in the New Den for boxing
I'll hopefully add Home Park to the list as my aunt is buried in Plymouth in a place called, believe it or not, the Effan cemetery!
But on the whole I think I would prefer going to Old Trafford, Anfield and Craven buckin Cottage
In between the disaster that was yesterday I managed to get a story on the front page of the buckin Sun, found out that our resident racing expert on the Roof had attempted to send me a message about a horse on Saturday which won at 28/1 but the buckin message got lost in cyber space
I ended up getting drunk BEFORE I went to the pub met the Bear and got drunker, I was in fact that drunk SWMBI was laughing about it this morning instead of complaining
When I started writing this I was of a mind to stop going to games but now I see it as another Leicester City following adventure
Memo to Whelan and Rudkin; Can you please desist on forcing me to go on adventures I do NOT want to go on
God save Ireland
1; Pissed as in pissed off
2; Pissed as in the after effects of a bucket of Guinness
Articles in the Mail and Athletic online point the finger at Rudkin and Whelan and rightly so
It is as they say the buckin hope that kills you and when Harvey buckin Barnes, a seriously over rated bucker IMO, scored I dared to hope, then I realised Mark Travers was in goal for Bournemouth and knew we were bucked.
Despite having deep down accepted we were bucked weeks ago it still hurt when the final whistle went
SWMBI then uttered the words I knew she'd say but hoped she wouldn't, "It's only a game of football"
Which of course is technically correct but we all know it is more much much buckin more than that
Looking back we deserve to be where we are due to boardroom and managerial ineptitude, players consistently under performing and some downright bad luck, Faes TWO own goals being an example of that
If I can pick out two games I enjoyed it was the 4-0 v Spurs on my buckin birthday and the win over Forest
Someone said to me this morning that I will get to visit new grounds and of course I will having never been to Ashton buckin Gate, Cardiff and only being in the New Den for boxing
I'll hopefully add Home Park to the list as my aunt is buried in Plymouth in a place called, believe it or not, the Effan cemetery!
But on the whole I think I would prefer going to Old Trafford, Anfield and Craven buckin Cottage
In between the disaster that was yesterday I managed to get a story on the front page of the buckin Sun, found out that our resident racing expert on the Roof had attempted to send me a message about a horse on Saturday which won at 28/1 but the buckin message got lost in cyber space
I ended up getting drunk BEFORE I went to the pub met the Bear and got drunker, I was in fact that drunk SWMBI was laughing about it this morning instead of complaining
When I started writing this I was of a mind to stop going to games but now I see it as another Leicester City following adventure
Memo to Whelan and Rudkin; Can you please desist on forcing me to go on adventures I do NOT want to go on
God save Ireland