Dig deep wokies

I'm no novice when it comes to garden statuary, but THIS GUY IS HEAVY. Very lifelike, except for weight which is heavier than normal.

I didn't account for that and it ruined my Big Plan (wrestling him on my lawn to impress the lady across the street).
I was out of breath just dragging him outside, and then was not able to lift him off me once I pretended like he had pinned me down.
I ended up spending a couple days trapped under him.

Don't think I'll be scoring with that woman anytime soon, but honestly Capt. Tom isn't the worst company.
 
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