Entry to KP Yesterday

foxesneverquit

foxesneverquit

Member of the lark around club.
Prior to entering the stadium yesterday I was subject to the usual checks, except this time it was OTT
I was told to lay my jacket on the table and outstretch my arms
What is that in your pockets? erm... phone and car keys
What is that in you jacket? erm... sunglasses
Get them out (had enough now and I didn't)
I replied I am a 68 year old football fan not a bloody terrorist they laughed and let me in
Utter tossers
 
foxesneverquit said:
Prior to entering the stadium yesterday I was subject to the usual checks, except this time it was OTT
I was told to lay my jacket on the table and outstretch my arms
What is that in your pockets? erm... phone and car keys
What is that in you jacket? erm... sunglasses
Get them out (had enough now and I didn't)
I replied I am a 68 year old football fan not a bloody terrorist they laughed and let me in
Utter tossers
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They can spot an ultra hooligan when they see one fnq. I’m surprised you got in.
 
Few weeks ago they did their usual search of my bag and found a bottle of water. Wouldn’t let me take it in even without the top on. I asked how come some are allowed to take flasks of tea in ( my 82 year old friend does along with her much younger neighbour at the KP). They couldn’t answer that one.

So I’ll be joining FNQ in SK1, flask of tea ready. If I haven’t thrown the flask towards the pitch in the 1st half due to boredom, we can at least have a cuppa together at HT. Win/win.

PS. Can you bring the biscuits. I’m rather partial to a custard cream.

#seniorultrasrule
 
Funnily enough LG my lad gets Box of broken biscuits every so often and there's always always a heftyload of custard creams and l hate the bloodythings
 
blackthorn8 said:
Funnily enough LG my lad gets Box of broken biscuits every so often and there's always always a heftyload of custard creams and l hate the bloodythings
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Bring them along to the ground kendal. We need a few more old ultras with us. Soho can bring his decorating kit and paint the concourse in the first half before joining us later.
Those pesky stewards won’t know what’s hit them. Kev can join us too and hand out his pills to the moaners until we score the first goal
 
LGFOX said:
Bring them along to the ground kendal. We need a few more old ultras with us. Soho can bring his decorating kit and paint the concourse in the first half before joining us later.
Those pesky stewards won’t know what’s hit them. Kev can join us too and hand out his pills to the moaners until we score the first goal
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Glad I'm not old enough to play with the big rough boys! :cool:
 
LGFOX said:
Few weeks ago they did their usual search of my bag and found a bottle of water. Wouldn’t let me take it in even without the top on. I asked how come some are allowed to take flasks of tea in ( my 82 year old friend does along with her much younger neighbour at the KP). They couldn’t answer that one.

So I’ll be joining FNQ in SK1, flask of tea ready. If I haven’t thrown the flask towards the pitch in the 1st half due to boredom, we can at least have a cuppa together at HT. Win/win.

PS. Can you bring the biscuits. I’m rather partial to a custard cream.

#seniorultrasrule
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Before my dad had to stop goin they wanted his bottle of water off him to get in, he kicked up a fuss because he'd brought it along so he could take his meds in the end the head door guy let him keep it, not sure how they justify letting people in with a flask some of that soup can be at molten temperature and give a nasty scold!
 
Chip kobb said:
Before my dad had to stop goin they wanted his bottle of water off him to get in, he kicked up a fuss because he'd brought it along so he could take his meds in the end the head door guy let him keep it, not sure how they justify letting people in with a flask some of that soup can be at molten temperature and give a nasty scold!
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It's all a bit bonkers isn't it?
I'll never forget being turned upside down by some over officious pillock pre the Copenhagen game and then watching their bit of the East Stand explode with flares! A few bottles of water might have come in handy.
 
I couldn't get in with my swiss army knife. I tried explaining that it was a multi function survival tool but they weren't having it.
 
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