Eurovision Mong Contest

[What?]

Does it really warrant all of the fuss?

 

[Rodneyfernsfeet]

No but it takes our minds off yesterday

 

[Richardvanles]

Astleys already voted for Ukraine 47 times. He’s got blisters on his fingers.

 

[George Ferris]

Maybe Putin will turn up, and give us a few verses of Puppet on a String.

 

[DagenhamFox]

Being hosted in Liverpool, the city that hates the British. Must be a Ukraine thing going on.

 

[Yorkfox]

Just looked on oddschecker and (as usual) there's been a lot of money for Ukraine

 

[Richardvanles]

There’s been a lot of money for Ukraine over the past 12 months!

 

[Brauny]

Says a lot about the BBC that it's a flagship program.

 

[What?]

Or a shit flag program

 

[Tuz_Not_Tuzz]

"mong" is it still the 1980s round your way?

 

[Richardvanles]

Spaz is still ok ‘round your way.

 

[Tuz_Not_Tuzz]

Spaz is still ok ‘round your way.

i have a relative with Down's Syndrome dickie.
See if you can make a poor quality joke about that?

 

[Richardvanles]

i have a relative with Down's Syndrome dickie.
See if you can make a poor quality joke about that?

Who’s making a joke. I’m making a statement.
Spastic is acceptable your part of the world.

 

[sabredunce]

See if you can make a poor quality joke about that?

Don't feel bad, I suffer from Stockholm Syndrome. I argued the merits of co-operation with my fellow hostages and Richard called me the C word

 

[Weller]

Let's face it the BBC is run by the LGBT lot, and your lambasted if you wave a union or St George flag !!!!! But not an issue if you dance around in blue and yellow underpants!!!! Fkn joke.

 

[Club_B00k_Crutchless]

Let's face it the BBC is run by the LGBT lot, and your lambasted if you wave a union or St George flag !!!!! But not an issue if you dance around in blue and yellow underpants!!!! Fkn joke.

 

[Weller]

??????

 

[sabredunce]

??????

Just ignore Crutch's obsession with the Brontosaurus.
Contrary to his claims, they were not the 'King Of Dinosaurs'. As we all know, Dinosaurs never established a traditional monarchy, more a democratic republic with citizen-initiated referendums.

 

[HughJanus]

And if you looked tasty they ate you

 

[Club_B00k_Crutchless]

And if you looked tasty they ate you

Brontosaurus were vegans.

 

[Richardvanles]

Brontosaurus were vegans.

And LGBT no doubt.

 

[Yorkfox]

Serious question, when did it become primarily a festival of diversity rather than a song contest? I haven't watched it since I was a kid but can't remember it was as it is now.

 

[Richardvanles]

Serious question, when did it become primarily a festival of diversity rather than a song contest? I haven't watched it since I was a kid but can't remember it was as it is now.

These lot would make an advert for washing up liquid about diversity.

 

[Brauny]

I thought the winning song was crap, the United Kingdom's even worse.
Hours of pure rubbish which the BBC fawned all over, still they can redeem themselves today with the women's cup final............zzzzzzzz

 

[HughJanus]

Brontosaurus were vegans.

Not much consolation if they stood on you!
I thought a brontosorarse was an old push bike

 

[Weller]

Not much consolation if they stood on you!
I thought a brontosorarse was an old push bike

Brilliant song by the Move

 

[TopFox]

One big fucking camp freak-show, not meriting half an hour of anyone's time, let alone a whole fucking week of bollocks about it.

 

[Adumass]

I imagine swathes of the country are similarly frothing about the world cup coverage.
Isn't this what public service broadcasting was introduced for, something for everyone?

Personally it's not for me, so I didn't watch. Pretty easy to do.

 

[Weller]

Just put it on PPV!! Just LIke I have to pay for Boxing and other sports!!! Job done