I had that Gordon Ottershaw……

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Knife & Fork pending
…….in the back of my cab this morning. He reckons we are selling Harvey Barnestoneworth off for scrap value and that Jamie Vardy will be returning to Stocksbridge Park Steels to end his football career and his wife will not be having another baby. King Power plan to downsize their operations to duty free pound shops at Murco petrol stations.Plans for safe standing and toilet seats at the Sewer End (SW1) of the soon to be renamed Sewer Works Stadium will unfortunately now have to be shelved.
In an increasingly desperate attempt to win our last ever Premier League game the team against West Ham will be; Haggerty F,Ferris,Noble,Codren,Crapper,Davis,Sullivan,O’Grady,Kembell,Hacker and Davitt with his bald head!
 
…….in the back of my cab this morning. He reckons we are selling Harvey Barnestoneworth off for scrap value and that Jamie Vardy will be returning to Stocksbridge Park Steels to end his football career and his wife will not be having another baby. King Power plan to downsize their operations to duty free pound shops at Murco petrol stations.Plans for safe standing and toilet seats at the Sewer End (SW1) of the soon to be renamed Sewer Works Stadium will unfortunately now have to be shelved.
In an increasingly desperate attempt to win our last ever Premier League game the team against West Ham will be; Haggerty F,Ferris,Noble,Codren,Crapper,Davis,Sullivan,O’Grady,Kembell,Hacker and Davitt with his bald head!
Now that's a Championship side
 
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