Positivity Pills

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Lingers Long On Cank Street
Just been pulled from the shelves having breached Trades Description Law. Gone too is the BOGOF offer with Kool Aid.
 
Keep taking the tablets pop pickers! Anyone expecting an instant fix will be sore disappointed.

Admittedly I was in a dark, satanic place last night but this morning I felt the medicinal benefit once more, especially after reading that the Super Soaraway Sun is reporting "Leicester City want England centre-back Harry Maguire, 30, to return on loan from Manchester United".

Er... "Keep The Faith, We'll Always Back The Lads, Foxes Never Quit".

Nurse!!
 
Keep taking the tablets pop pickers! Anyone expecting an instant fix will be sore disappointed.

Admittedly I was in a dark, satanic place last night but this morning I felt the medicinal benefit once more, especially after reading that the Super Soaraway Sun is reporting "Leicester City want England centre-back Harry Maguire, 30, to return on loan from Manchester United".

Er... "Keep The Faith, We'll Always Back The Lads, Foxes Never Quit".

Nurse!!
Foxes never squit!
 
I still think putting your ‘Before and After’ profile picture on the front of the label of the pill bottle has hit sales.

Making a killing on Facebook, and on the Official Travel coaches, alongside the Panda Pops and multi-relegation packs of Seagrave crisps, is your only salvation.
 
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