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Lingers Long On Cank Street
This day of April is called National Ferret Day.
Old Roofers oft forget: yet none shall ever forget today.
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that rejoiced at the departure of the fraud.
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in Leicestershire now a-bed
Or slumped in some all-u-can-eat carvery
Shall think themselves accursed
That they did not get a quid
Or mebbe two,
On the Navan Echo tip
About that head of a dick that finally rolled
On National Ferret Day.
Old Roofers oft forget: yet none shall ever forget today.
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that rejoiced at the departure of the fraud.
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in Leicestershire now a-bed
Or slumped in some all-u-can-eat carvery
Shall think themselves accursed
That they did not get a quid
Or mebbe two,
On the Navan Echo tip
About that head of a dick that finally rolled
On National Ferret Day.