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SOUTHAMPTON: 24 pts. GD -30
Sun. 30/4. Newcastle (H) 2pm
Mon. 8/5. Notts (A) 8pm
Sat. 13/5. Fulham (H) 3pm
Sun. 21/5 BHA (A) 2pm
Sun. 28/5 Liverpool (H) 4.30pm
EVERTON: 28pts. GD -25
Mon. 1/5 LCFC (A) 8pm
Mon. 8/5 BHA (A) 5.30pm
Sun 14/5 Man. C. (H) 2pm
Sat. 20/5 Wolves (A) 3pm
Sun. 28/5 AFCB (H) 4.30pm
THE GREATEST TEAM THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN (it says here): Pts. 29. GD -13
Mon. 1/5 Everton (H) 8pm
Mon. 8/5 Fulham (A) 3pm
Mon. 15/5 Liverpool (H) 8pm
Mon. 22/5 Newcastle (A) 8pm
Sunday 28/5 WHU (H) 4.30pm
NOTTS F****T: Pts. 30 GD -31
Sat. 29/4 Brentford (A) 3pm
Mon. 8/5 Southampton (H) 8pm
Sat. 13/5 Chelsea (A) 3pm
Sat. 20/5 Arse (H) 5.30pm
Sun. 28/5 Palace (A) 4.30pm
DIRTY LEEDS: Pts. 30 GD -21
Sun. 30/4 AFCB (A) 2pm
Sat. 6/5 Man. C. (A) 3pm
Sat. 13/5 Newcastle (H) 12.30pm
Sun. 21/5 WHU (A) 1.30pm
Sun. 28/5 TITHR (H) 4.30pm
I think Southampton are down so it's two from four to avoid Armageddon.
Not very long ago I said I'd take needing a result against West Ham to stay up but we'd all prefer to avoid that heart-attack inducing scenario. If it does come to that they should have easily secured their safety by then and hopefully they'll have the major distraction of a Micheal Mouse European Cup Final to look forward to.
A very obvious positive (as has been pointed out elsewhere) is our far 'superior' goal difference. Come the end of the season (unless we seriously implode in more than one game and the rest start scoring for fun) it's got to be worth an extra point and that could be crucial when the overweight diva has finally sung her last.
All the wishing ill on our rivals is entirely natural but it's axiomatic(again much repeated hereabouts) that we need to win matches ourselves(no shit Sherlock!). Monday night's game is MASSIVE!!
On paper (but the game is played on grass Brian), comparing the respective run-ins, I still think we'll survive (it's not just the happy pills talking), ending up in the dizzy heights of 16th place. You heard it here first.
Do your own sums. What are the considered buckin opinions of the cognoscenti (who they? Ed.) on here?
COME ON YOU CITY SLICKERS!!!!
SOUTHAMPTON: 24 pts. GD -30
Sun. 30/4. Newcastle (H) 2pm
Mon. 8/5. Notts (A) 8pm
Sat. 13/5. Fulham (H) 3pm
Sun. 21/5 BHA (A) 2pm
Sun. 28/5 Liverpool (H) 4.30pm
EVERTON: 28pts. GD -25
Mon. 1/5 LCFC (A) 8pm
Mon. 8/5 BHA (A) 5.30pm
Sun 14/5 Man. C. (H) 2pm
Sat. 20/5 Wolves (A) 3pm
Sun. 28/5 AFCB (H) 4.30pm
THE GREATEST TEAM THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN (it says here): Pts. 29. GD -13
Mon. 1/5 Everton (H) 8pm
Mon. 8/5 Fulham (A) 3pm
Mon. 15/5 Liverpool (H) 8pm
Mon. 22/5 Newcastle (A) 8pm
Sunday 28/5 WHU (H) 4.30pm
NOTTS F****T: Pts. 30 GD -31
Sat. 29/4 Brentford (A) 3pm
Mon. 8/5 Southampton (H) 8pm
Sat. 13/5 Chelsea (A) 3pm
Sat. 20/5 Arse (H) 5.30pm
Sun. 28/5 Palace (A) 4.30pm
DIRTY LEEDS: Pts. 30 GD -21
Sun. 30/4 AFCB (A) 2pm
Sat. 6/5 Man. C. (A) 3pm
Sat. 13/5 Newcastle (H) 12.30pm
Sun. 21/5 WHU (A) 1.30pm
Sun. 28/5 TITHR (H) 4.30pm
I think Southampton are down so it's two from four to avoid Armageddon.
Not very long ago I said I'd take needing a result against West Ham to stay up but we'd all prefer to avoid that heart-attack inducing scenario. If it does come to that they should have easily secured their safety by then and hopefully they'll have the major distraction of a Micheal Mouse European Cup Final to look forward to.
A very obvious positive (as has been pointed out elsewhere) is our far 'superior' goal difference. Come the end of the season (unless we seriously implode in more than one game and the rest start scoring for fun) it's got to be worth an extra point and that could be crucial when the overweight diva has finally sung her last.
All the wishing ill on our rivals is entirely natural but it's axiomatic(again much repeated hereabouts) that we need to win matches ourselves(no shit Sherlock!). Monday night's game is MASSIVE!!
On paper (but the game is played on grass Brian), comparing the respective run-ins, I still think we'll survive (it's not just the happy pills talking), ending up in the dizzy heights of 16th place. You heard it here first.
Do your own sums. What are the considered buckin opinions of the cognoscenti (who they? Ed.) on here?
COME ON YOU CITY SLICKERS!!!!
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